C3 Ranch Registered Texas Longhorns
Little Extras!
Hold the Steak Sauce, a Longhorn Is for Looks
By JIM YARDLEY Published: April 29, 2002 New York Times
The wooden gate slid open, and a groan arose from the men in white cowboy hats gathered today for one of the premier auctions of Texas longhorn cattle. Into the sale pen lumbered Day's Feisty Fannie, a brindled heifer that one man greeted with a low whistle.
''We're setting longhorn history with this cow today,'' bellowed an auctioneer, reminding the crowd that no longhorn with such long horns had ever been sold at public auction. The animal's horn span -- 75 and five-eighths inches -- surpasses the height of some professional basketball players.
''Good God!'' one woman marveled, and bidding began at $5,000.
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Texas Longhorn Cattle Jokes
What kind of Texas cattle goes, "Beeeeep, Beeeeep!"
A longhorn!
What magazine makes Texas longhorns stampede to the newsstand?
Cows-mopolitan!
What newspaper do Texas longhorns read?
The Texas Daily Moos.
What sound do you hear when you drop a big bomb on a Texas longhorn?
Cowboom!
What two members of the Texas longhorn family go everywhere with you?
Your calves!
What would you hear at a Texas longhorn Steer concert?
Texas Moo-sic!
How did the Texas longhorn Cow feel when she couldn't give any milk?
Like an udder failure!
How do Texas bulls drive their cars?
They steer them!
How does a Texas longhorn do math?
With a cowculator!
If a longhorn bull is chasing you, what steps should you take?
The longest ones you can!
If you crossed a Texas longhorn with an insect, what would you get?
A Texas moosquito!
If you had a gun and you were being chased by a Texas longhorn bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first?
The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull in Texas!
If you see a whole field of Texas longhorns, what's a fast way to figure out how many cattle there are?- Count the hooves and divide by four!
Is there big money in the Texas longhorn cattle business?
So I've herd!
What do Texas longhorns get when they are sick?
Hay Fever!
What do Texas longhorns like to listen to?
Texas Moo-sic!
What do Texas longhorns read at the breakfast table?
A Texas moospaper!
What do Texas longhorns wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?
Texas Moo- Moos!
What do you call a Texas longhorn that plays the guitar?
A Texas Moosician!
What do you call a group of Texas longhorn cattle sent into orbit?
The first herd shot round the world!
What do you call a sleeping steer?
A Texas bull dozer!
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